Hankins
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I was a Vox beta tester
I drank an entire bottle of Pepto-Bismol when I was 4-years-old, scaring the bejebus out of my mother. Although I'm confident she was primarily worried about my digestive system's homeostasis (which became, in all likelihood, protected preemptively from all the nonsense I threw at it in college), I'd like to think she entertained at least a modicum of pride for my ability to recognize and discriminate against the potions boasting Mr. Yuk stickers. If only my mother had learned from this momentous experience and prepared certain future ex-girlfriends, employers, and credit card companies with such stickers, I imagine we'd all be in a better place right now. Thanks, mom.
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